Halloween is a buuuuusssssyyyy time of year for me! So sorry about lack of updates... I have just a couple of quick links, both require sound please.
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From my friend S John Kerry Waffle Compilation it's easy to say something everyone likes when you talk out of both sides of your mouth... incredible!
This Britney game gets hard at the 2nd level I made it to the 5th and could make it no further. The crap she says is the best part of the game though!
Finally from Big G...
Little David was in the 4th grade when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came back--fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher asked him about his father.
David's reply was this: "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he goes home with some guy and they do stuff I'm not supposed to know about."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on another project while she took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father ?"
"No," said David, "he works for the Democratic National Committee to elect Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.