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    Tuesday, May 21, 2002  

    sleepy :: posted 5:14:01 PM :: comments(0) ::permalink

    Naked Chicken

    Me so sleepy... I got a haircut! Yep after a 5 month hiatus from the chair I decided it was long enough. My guy kicks ass, so if any of you are looking for someone new, go to Art of Hair on Richmond right accros from Cabo and all that... ask for Roger he is part owner. Anyway I feel lighter on my feet now. Speaking of feet my damn toe is still hurting, it better get sorted out before my cruise damn it!

    While China has yet to put a man in space, they do have reservation on the Moon... yea right

    Step right up and buy your Origami Boulder Right Here!


    Wondering WTF is up with the Naked Chicken

    WTF is that smell!!!! 3 Stench Ridden Days...
    ... this reminds me of a similar thing that happened to me.

    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, myself and a roomate rented an apartment. Let's see two 20 something guys, I'd say things didn't stay real clean in this apartment. Anyway one day there comes a smell... it's bad too. I thought it must be a dead mouse or something in the vent, you could really smell it when the AC was blowing. After a few days of this we complained to the manager. They sent someone to the roof to check for slime in the AC pans and they looked in the vents, nothing. After a week it's really pretty rank but we are starting to get used to it. I asked my downstairs neighbor and they to are smelling this yuk! Well after 7 or 8 days I venture in to the kitchen, as you do, and I noticed a little ziplock on top of the fridge... hmmm there seems to be chicken in this bag... it's not frozen, I wonder if this could be what's smelling up the place... sniff sniff sniff, nah nothing E just left this out when he was getting something from the freezer... maybe I should open the zippBLAM!!!!! Let me tell you, you know that scene at the end of Indiana Jones where all the shit came out of the Ark and flew around melting everone! That's what came out of this baggie... I crumpled to my knees, I saw white light, I thought I was gonna die! My nose hair eventualy grew back... neither of us knows how it got up there, it was probably me.

    oh man I can't go on after reliving that... i.am.sam


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