In the long line of What XXX are you? questionaires comes the What Sex Toy are you? version.
You know us oldtimers forget that there are new people on the web all the time. Here is an oldie for ya! Babelfish will translate anything you cut and paste into it from one language to another. You can even point it to a URL and it will translate that page...a very effective tool well worth a bookmark.
You know that stupid DirectTv commercial where the guy reaches the end of the internet... here it is.
Looking to tweak you OS? TechTV posted some great links here. Don't mess with this unless you know what your doing...please!