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    Thursday, November 21, 2002  

    magical :: posted 11:39:13 AM :: comments(0) ::permalink



    America
    ==============

    How many ways are there
    to slice an apple pie?

    You can cut it
    crossways
    sideways
    long-ways
    wide-ways

    You can slice it into eight
    e v e n l y s i z e d p i e c e s
    you can shave off little slivers
    and drop them
    on the ground

    If you wield the knife
    you can cut it
    any way you want
    looking across the table
    at the other
    knife wielding sod
    with his pie eating grin

    You can flash those
    baby-blues
    so seductively
    at him
    at his knife
    at his teeth
    at his
    cinnamon breath

    All for a morsel
    of apple

    © Copyright 1999, Richard A Haimann


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