Let's see hit batter, hit batter, wild pitch double! Nice start Astros! Damn here we go again... this can't be the same as two years ago! Up a year down a year... I know let's blame it on Enron they caused that Yates woman to drown her kids and the rest of Houston to go in the tank! Anyway...
OH CRAP! Remember when I told you to get Kazaa? Well read this first or second if you already got ... just read it!
Nice April Fools Google... Google is my favo search engine and yesterday they released the inner workings of why they are so good.
I LOVE vanilla coke(diet of course) well guess what CocaCola is up to... v.coke YEA!
During recent shooting of the Green Cheese Moon the Hubble telescope got an actual shot of the expiration date.
My friend W sent me this link about a guy who used the Legos robot sets to build a computer that would recognize and solve a Rubiks cube on it's own... v.cool
How was your weekend? Wanna see what I did with mine? Go here. I built this site this weekend, at least on Saturday. Well in reality it has been in development for a week but I assembled it on Saturday and Sunday. I also got some new furninture for my study this weekend, and I only broke a couple of fingers trying to move it. No really... my good friend LH got me a deal on the furniture and a laptop. Now if I could only get my phone system to work right again. Ughhh! I HATE Verizon and their shitty assed ISDN service. Gak! Anyway...
My friend S sent me this game. It's quite addicting, have fun.
Those damn Frenchies! They seem to think the Sep 11 attacks were a fake out by the Americans... WTF?!?
There seems to be one hoax after another floating around these days... see a bunch at once.
Did any of you watch MTV's Fear last night... oh man I feel sorry for that dude who had the nervous breakdown and started crying his eyes out on national/worldwide tv! Shit!
Would you like to get Boba Fett's original helmet...it's only $33k.
Some of you know that I will be going on a cruise this summer. I hope to blogging from the boat, but that is another story! Anwyay we are going out of Miami and I just read today that there is some mysterious black blob baffling the scientist in Miami... i hope it goes away before we get there!
Let me ask you, if they could build an elevator that would go all the way to space, would you take it? Let's talk about a major target for terrorist! Well someone thinks it's still a good idea!
Ok you get in a fight with your S.O. I do not think you should ever get to the point where she could bite IT off! Well that is what happened here. He was supposed to be drunk... I don't care how drunk you are, you'd think after the first cod came off you'd wake up!
Woot NASCAR Race is getting closer by the day! Did you know they resurfaced the track in Dallas ...again! That dude must be made of money! I can't wait!!!!
Damned if you do and damned if you don't! Almost every one of us know someone who takes or has taken Prozac... well it turns out Prozac might block the chemical we produce that kills cancerous cells ... Tumours
This guy gets the police called on him, as you should, when the neighbors saw him carrying a corpse into his apartment. Turns out it was a silicone sex doll... and the police showed up right at the wrong time... oopsy...
Are you the "supervillian" type? Turns out there are lots of those people out there and they are ruining online game play... read for yourself
LOTR is coming to DVD! see... of course if you have connections you might be able to watch it on DVD now! Heh! Oh yea K-Pax is coming soon too! Check it out as well...
What the hell do you do all day surf the web? The answer to this question is no. Most of these posts take less than 10 minutes and most of the places I send you come from emails and other things I run across in my web travels. I spend some time on the web just not as much as you think!
See that picture? That may be a reality soon, Ford is considering making that truck. check it out ... lot's more pictures too.
Thanks to my dad for reminding me that wednesday is the last day to put yuor name on the list to stop all of the sales calls to your house. Texas no call I did it.
Check out this Robo-Falcon... You know those cheap plastic birds you've seen that flap and fly? Well someone made a more expensive version of it.
So have you given in to the onslaught of X-10 Camera ads? If you bought one of these little babies you might want to read this article about how easy it is to crack/steal the images from them. Hey what did you think? Microsoft isn't the only one to take security shortcuts!
Wow do I have a bunch to say... where have I been well that's easy BUSY! No really, I got sick on wednesday night, as I was writing my blog I felt the urge to (it's gonna get a bit graphic here) clinch. By the time I got to the house... I was spewing lunch everywhere. It was not fun! I yaked so hard I cramped my damn perinium or whatever that sucker is called. All I know is it hurt and I couldn't the cramp out of it for about 5 minutes. DAMN! Shit still aint right. Anyway I think I got food poisoning or something, but by Friday at bedtime I was finally feeling alright. Saturday I worked all freakin day... humped it hard, and that evening I took Dade to see the World of Outlaws. These freakin cars are damn fast. It was fun but very cold. So how about some links!
The first one comes from a friend L who sent me this. It turns out when the Europeans switched to the Euro the strippers all started to suffer. What used to be bills was now coins and let's face it put enough coins in the g and things just don't look right. What was the solution Magnetic Panties! Yep the Euro coins stick to them...
Thumbs they are the new fingers! ... at least for the Gameboy Generation!
Ok I like Starbucks Carmel Fraps, but those SB guys have gone to far with this one. It seems they are suing Backwash for linking to their site.
You know I was watching the Oscars last night when Gwyneth Paltrow came on stage in this outfit... I turned to my wife and said they are gonna be talking about that tommorrow!... I was right...
You know as well as I do when you see an expensive car smashed to hell you go "damn look at that!" and all kinds fo similar sayings... well warm them all up and have a look at this site. "Damn look at that!" Late note: they are having bandwidth problems!
Have you ever wanted to feel the effect of no gravity...so has NASA. They think they have a machine that will stop gravity. hmmm.... this must be the part of NASA that is in Alabama! Yup!
Every once in a while you get one those special moments... you know the one's you know you'll remeber for a long time. Last night I'm changing the oil in my truck when I notice a lightning bug blinking. Dade was outside with me playing in the driveway, it was already dark and it was easy to see it. So I called Dade over to have a look. For those who have never seen my house it backs up to some fairly dense piney woods, so looking out my backyard beyond the fence is nothing but tall tall pines, well not tonight. It was a lightning bug show! They were everywehere! Not as many as I remember when I was little running through the fields in East Texas but at least a hundred or so. Dade pulled up a chair next to me and sat there with the widest eyes I have ever seen on him. Other than when he went inside to get Angie only to have them stop for a gust wind when she came out we sat there for 20 minutes or so. This is THE reason I had a child. I hope we all can have moments like these, many of them!
Well the old favorite Morpheus is in the dog house again... I say screw them and go with KazaA, it's just like Morpheus used to be!
This sounds scary but I bet it's way freakin' cool!
This is one of those lists that just makes you wonder who the hell they had doing the rankings! How did Homer Simpson NOT make the 100 Best Characters in Fiction Since 1900? Insanity.
Wow today went flying by... If I've been short with any of you lately sorry, I'm gonna work on that... did you notice anything different? I now have an Archive! ahh screw it on to some links...
My friend W here at the office sent me this link knowing that I was a big Star Wars fan and that it would just make me salivate that much more! Seems the new movie is gonna be seriously good! IF you want to read about his review click here WARNING, THERE ARE SOME MINOR SPOILERS IN THERE BE CAREFUL!!!
Anther friend another link ... Big G sent mer this one... shoot it let's you upload a picture and then shoot the crap out of it and way of the stick ... well remember the link I sent out awhile back about the stick guys fighting? Now you can control them.
Damn this is cool. The pictures of the year! Fine Fine Fine! Some of the 9-11 pics are incredible... the burning bulding one(in this post)and under 9-11 news all the jumpers and the father carrying picture... wow!
Anyone seen Tiffany in the newest Playboy? When did she get those? I never thought she was all that hot when she was singing... I guess she kinda grew up!
Alot of you missed this last time so here it is again more later...
You are longing for a little love and tenderness.....Presently you are feeling very sensitive and need a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. You don't need any further stresses, strains or arguments .. So take a deep breath and relax. Let me take you on a little journey... turn off the lights, put away your inhibitions and click ...me...
enjoy...i.am.samu
Another weekend ... "wher'd he go... " and he said "wher'd who go!" Well I worked all damn weekend short of the time I took to haul the family out to the Marq*E for some fun at Jillian's and to see Ice Age on Saturday... pretty damn cool movie... maybe it was the fact that I was sitting in a movie theater full of kids all laughing at the little squirrel(fill in your own joke here) or maybe it was geuinely funny...I liked it!
Some of you know I am taking a vaction this summer. Well I've been being thrifty in doing it, using the internet to get airline tix(reported in an earlier blog entry) and now Priceline to get a hotel. My friend E sent me this link on how to get the best deal I could from Priceline. Using this link and following thier advice I was able to get a 4 Star Resort level hotel on Miami beach, normal price $259 per night for $55 per night! Yes you are reading that right! $55 per night! Wanna see where we are staying! Sheraton Bal Harbour Beach Resort just click on the See a slide show or Virtual Tour link on the left side... KICK ASS!
Do you use VNC? It's way cool free remote control desktop app... allows you to view and control a desktop across the internet. Well if you use Windows XP you better read the fine print!
You know when I was outside of Jillian's Saturday in the mall area I saw a girl walk by with a Spear Britney shirt on I laughed then and I laugh at this site too.
note to self.
next time one of your female friends asks if you can hear her having sex with your roommate through the bedroom wall, do not say yes. she will flip out.
well, i didn't know that was a bad thing to say! what, did i miss a memo or something?
Make sure you read the march 15th entry it'll put a smile on your face... "sunny day...passing the, time away..." i.am.sam
I LOVE vanilla coke(diet of course) well guess what CocaCola is up to... 
Did any of you watch 
Would you like to get Boba Fett's original helmet...
Woot NASCAR Race is getting closer by the day! Did you know they resurfaced the track in Dallas ...again! That dude must be made of money! I can't wait!!!!
